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Riesling A. Grape: Noble, Electric and Oh So Damn Picky

It's Electric Well, it's September. It's sticky. It's hot. And the only thing getting us through other than football and the promise of a cooler Autumn around the corner is, of course, WINE. (Sidebar: Football pairs JUST as well with wine as is does with beer, with about half the bloating side effect. It's an opinionated scientific fact. Just sayin'.) So to ...

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Cat *beep* On A Gooseberry Bush: Our First Time with Sauvignon B.

There are many unexpected flavors in this world...and most of them can be found in wine. From oak to earth to barnyard, there really isn't an element in nature whose flavor goes unrepresented. That being said, imagine our surprise when we encountered an unexpected sniff of life in our discovery of "Muddy Water," a 2013 Sauvignon Blanc out of Waipara, New ...

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The Grape Girls Make A Cake Part Two: The Grape Girls MAKE A Cake

Oh yeah. Remember when THIS happened: We, The Grape Girls, met ChocolatRouge and she beat our asses- both of them. All four cheeks. Her milk chocolatey wine guns blazing. Her oddly creamy consistency with a core of liquid fire.... We promised retribution, vowing to return and level the playing field. The time has come. The aim in our most innocent ...

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Drinkin’ Chardonnay with Malcolm. He’s CRAZY. #GetOnSofie

The End of The Road. Cue Boyz II Men. Well, we've finally wrapped up our foray with Chardonnay. We laughed, we cried, we drank, but mostly, we learned. A LOT. We learned that Tee likes no oak, even less butter and ALL rocks and minerals in her chardonnay. Lo likes a bit of butter, a hint of mineral and lotta fruit in her varietal. Oh, wine! The thing we love the ...

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Viognier II: Production and Stuff

HEY-OOO! Lo & Tee here, reporting for duty. Last time, we introduced you to the Viognier. It's not just a prize-winning word at the spelling bee, it's a potentially tasty white wine. But watch out for this one; she's a moody one, totally affected by her terroir (terr-what? Watch and learn). Today, we explore how a Viognier is produced, taking it from vineyard ...

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We Are Girls. And We Like the Grapes: A Manifesto

Here at The Grape Girls headquarters, we got a little iMovie happy. What initially began as a spoof on a movie trailer starring your lovable lushes, Lo & Tee, turned into a full-on video mission statement. Lights, camera.....WINE -GG

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Wine + Dreams = A New Year. Grape Girls’ Style.

Out with the old and in with the...wine. Duh. We're The Grape Girls, not Ghandi (whose beliefs we totally support and adore). "A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes..." Or so a wise Disney princess once sang. Wait. It might have been a cricket... With so much promise after a kick-ass 2014, we, the Grape Girls, thought it would be fun (and helpful) to take a stab at ...

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The Grape Girls Mull It

Yeah. You might need to "mull" something over. You may also rock a "mull" et. But for The Grape Girls, the best way to make it "mull" is in a glass with a few spices and a whole lotta fun. MULL  verb to heat, sweeten, and flavor (as wine or cider) with spices  Some of the earliest records of spicing wine date back to the Egyptian era when the ...

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Wine in Your Boobs…and Other Holiday Gift Ideas

Yep. Wine in YOUR. BOOBS. Just when we thought we'd seen it all, we find THAT gem and so many other fun holiday wine-inspired gift ideas for everyone on your list! We know the best gift this holiday season isn't one you find in your stocking, under the tree or even in your glass (though, we've found some pretty awesome ones there, too), but here are a few ...

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Viva La Mustard! An afternoon with Green Mountain Mustard + Rombauer Vineyards

Lo & Tee here! Last month, via social media (twitter, y'all - get on it @thegrapegirls), we accepted the challenge from Michael at Green Mountain Mustard Company to review. Always down for some grainy goodness, we gladly accepted and Michael sent us some samples: Golden Grain Mustard and Merry Berry Holiday Mustard.   He even sent along some ...

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